Make investors afraid to miss out with a neuroscience-informed startup story.
You can’t convince investors to invest. It doesn’t work like that. You need to tell a story that makes your success feel inevitable. Which will make the right investors afraid to miss out.
Make investors viscerally uncomfortable with a problem that should have been solved years ago.
Then awe them with the elegance of your solution, traction, and market potential.
Close by showing your product isn’t just smart — it’s a profit tsunami on the near horizon.
I don’t write long, wordy pitch decks.
You get 10 slides (plus cover) with no more than 30 words per slide.
10-slide decks telegraph mastery, discipline, self-awareness, and respect for the investor’s time.
Distilling your story to 10 ruthlessly edited slides tells the investor you’re on their wavelength — before they even open the deck.
Great storytelling needs exceptional design. That’s why I partner with NextFigures, a design studio trusted by top startups and VC-backed founders. When you work with me, you’re not wandering the freelance wilderness — you’re stepping onto a proven track where story and visuals move together from day one. Already have a designer? Perfect. I’ll collaborate directly to keep your narrative seamless from first word to final slide.
I spent 20 years in advertising — until the industry decided I was too old.
Like millions of others, I aged out of the corporate world and watched AI and outsourcing take over.
Helping founders get funded isn’t just a job. Or even a career.
It’s how I push back against a system that’s increasingly rigged against regular people.
I was lucky. I found my way. Now I want to help you find yours too.
Raising capital is a power struggle.
Neuroscience helps you flip the dynamic.
Customer satisfaction
Every founder has a story.
Here are a few who trusted me to help them tell it.
Best decision I’ve made.
Managing Attorney, Phillips Law Group – US
Working with Andrew was absolutely amazing. He’s gifted at what he does — and just an all-around great person.
Tahira Reid Smith — Founder, Jump Dreams
Andrew was extremely professional and helped me craft an amazing story for my pitch. He went the extra mile.
Founder, Weynon App (Techstars Founder Catalyst ’24)
Co-writer on select decks; trained in my process to translate founder interviews into tight investor narratives.
Creative direction and final slide design for investor-ready decks; seamless handoff from story to visuals.
Most clients invest $3,500–$6,000
for a complete, neuroscience-informed investor pitch deck.
If that aligns with your goals, let’s connect.
Whether your pitch deck isn’t where it needs to be — or you’re starting from scratch — I can help. Schedule a discovery call to talk through your fundraising goals and how neuroscience-informed storytelling can help you close your round.
I personally review every inquiry and typically respond within 24 hours.
